ay whaddup
me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news
The earlier in the year you reblog this the funnier it is
i made smth
These two images have the same energy
my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:
me, holding up my cat: stinky
wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!
me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
wife: No!!!!!!!!
my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat
wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims:
The wife:
The mom:
Maybe dogs lick us so much because they know there’s bones beneath our skin
This is the worst one by far, thanks
the relationship women have with their own reflection…beyond complex
when i’m wearing something that i bought on sale
person: nice shirt
me: thanks i bought it on sale
im always holding down the gamer key
w-whats the gamer key…
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why is this so fucking funny
DONT FUCKING REVIVE THIS ANCIENT DISCOURSE
but Henry infinite chocolate
this is how it actually works. mystery solved, y’all are welcome.
Thank you for helping to resolve this persistent existential crisis
FUCKING THANK YOU, I knew logically it didn’t work I just couldn’t brain WHY
